Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
I've been at work for less than an hour and already I've got a quote for the day.
One of our more hands-on publishers walked through my department looking for his production manager just now. She's been out for a few days with some kind of sickness (as is half of our deparment). And then he tried to find her supervisor, who is in a meeting right now.
“It is not easy to become beautiful. It requires hard work, patience, and attention to detail. It also takes a certain firmness of purpose. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” – Miss Piggy
"Who made YOU the come-and-go police?" - my co-worker to another co-worker