I wish I had been more diligent in writing down the humorous and oftentimes hysterical things my students sometimes say. (For example, the summary of the Parable of the Lost Sheep from last year.)
In March I took over another teacher's class when she went on maternity leave. This class is absolutely ... what would you call it? Vibrant? They are so full of imagination and ideas. This one kids answer always sound like they came from some movie or TV show ... wild imaginations.
So today we were discussing a story about a man who went on a vacation to Mexico. While he was there he was falsely accused of smuggling drugs and had to escape from prison. This led to discussions on what is smuggling, and would you break out of prison if you were in the same position, etc.
So a little girl whom we'll call Julie had the following conversation with me ...
Julie*: "Do you know that squirrels and rabbits sometimes eat drugs?"
Me: "Oh really? No, I didn't know that. How do you know?"
Julie: "Well, the smuggler puts drugs in the ground to hide it and the squirrels and rabbits smell the drugs and eat them."
Me: "Did you read that somewhere?"
Julie: "No, I just know it."
Me: "Hmmm, I see."
What can you say to that? No discussion would ever convince her that rabbits and squirrels do not, in fact, take drugs. Maybe she's right? I don't know. These conversations happen all the time.
A while back in another class I had this conversation.
Erin*: "Miss Laura, did you see that Michael Jackson is now a Muslim?"
Me: "No, I did not see that."
Erin: "Well, I'm glad he's not a Christian!"
Me: "Oh? Why is that?" (expecting her to say something like, he's a bad example, or has a criminal record, or something along those lines.)
Erin: "Because he had plastic surgery."
Rebecca*: "And because he's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby."
Me: "Hmmm, interesting."
* Names have been changed to protect the cute, yet misinformed.